Saturday, 7 June 2008

Last Three Days

Oh man..its the last day of my "The Last Holidays Before Doomsday". shucks
It didn't even seem like a holiday. Please extend it to maybe a month more.
I NEED ONE MORE MONTH!!
I don't think I'm ready to see, hear and feel the outcome of my "I-think-I-flunked-it" mid-term exam.
The results are gonna be ummm...a horrendous and gruesome sight. (yup)
I wonder what I'm gonna tell my parents?
-The teachers hate me?
-My brain wasn't feeling too well?
-I mis-read the questions?
or
-I didn't like the questions so I didn't answer them well.

anyhow they are gonna kill me.



The last three days of my holidays just went *poof*.

Day 1= Friday, Went for tuition.
Day 2= Saturday, Went to Singapore. Got stuck at the causeway.
Day 3= Sunday, Went piano class and now I'm wasting my time away.




Maths tuition isn't just about maths anymore.
It somehow turned into a class about...sickenning stuff. (not suprising cause the class comprises of SMs)

Just this Friday the word horny came up if I'm not mistaken atleast 25 times.
What the hell has horny got to do with maths?
And the best part. Our dear "blurest of the blurest" queen Sarah Lim asked "what is horny?"

Just read the conversation.

Ryan : Chris your horny.

Chris : *speechless*

Sarah : What is horny??? (add on the blur look and expression)

Eunice : Tries explaining but fails.

Ryan : Horny is Badak Sumatera. You know the animals with horns.


Wtf. Badak Sumatera. How the hell did he manage to come up with that? Its just lame beyond anything. But at that moment of time everyone started laughing everyone was laughing. (bear in mind poor Mrs. Lee was listening to everything).


What do you get when you put Ryan and Chris next to each other?
Ans : You get a scene which Joachim and Victor are acting in (a gay scene to be more precise).


One wonders how does anything about maths enter the brains if all these stuff are happening?
Guys grooping each other and having sicknenning conversations. Joachim saying he has a fleet of girls chasing after him. Lame jokes being cracked every minute. A guy and a girl flirting infront. Oh well. To survive in a class like just read before hand the topic that is gonna be thought. yea



I went to Singapore on Saturday. As I was sitting in the taxi thinking. I just realised. There is this major difference between a developed country and a "almost developed" country. Look out of your car window while your driving on the streets of JB. What do you see? Rubbish,rubbish and more rubbish. Now look out of the window while your driving in Singapore. What do you see? Green grass, green trees and no rubbish. Look at the roads in JB what do you see? potholes,pothole and even more potholes. Go Singapore and admire their roads. What do you see? A proper tared road. Not to say I hate being a Malayasian. But its just the plain truth. And we Malaysians wonder why do people from other countries know about Singapore and not Malaysia. I think its better that way. How do we expect the to be a "negara maju" if we still insist on throwing rubbish out of the window and spitting all over the place. Forget about building more buildings and and getting the country to run on technology and just start by picking up rubbish. Seriously.




Oh gawd. Its getting to me. I can smell and feel the start of school. NO!!
Oh man. Why can't we all just stop school and laze around all day watching tv, sleeping and playing?


I cant have everything I want.

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